TW - Pain in the IE's
Internet Explorer.An internet browser revered by many, who wouldn't give it up for Firefox for anything.Therefore, web developers must go through many a screaming night, fighting against Internet Explorers wide arsenal of bugs, sneaking through holes in the html, laying a minefield of hacks, launching racks of heat-seeking missiles, designed to only target IE browsers.I've fought in this war as have many others.I've come out sweating and shaking, but alive and victorious.This time however, the enemies are winningI've fought valiantly, but three days of on and off fighting are beginning to take their toll. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold them off.The mission was clear: create a way for the 64th Regiment to share code for their separate military projects while disabling enemies vertical S.C.R.O.L.L.B.A.R.S missiles (Surface to Code Re-Entrance Laser Lined Atmospheric Radar Scanning)Those of you who have been briefed already know of this project, code named RTF-Parser.You may need the proper Code Files to access.Keep all security full-force, as you collected the Code Files. Gold Level Security, Virus Scanners on High; I don't want my fellow soldiers getting hurt.It is in field-testing mode right now, but so far, the results look very promising:
CODE
selected = 0 // Whether the unit is selected or not
direction = 270 //The direction the unit is facing
image_index = direction/360*image_number //Display the correct sub-imageT
END OF CODE
he following test, however, had no effect against, IE's vertical S.C.R.O.L.L.B.A.R.S. -
CODE
//Regiment 64 IE Missle Testencryption_key = "advmqfpbjasdfjwljkqwrqwreopibtrmjopasijdfbasdflowenrknmbpoieqwrophvzxckbjnagnlwerjqthopbmjopasijdfbasdflowenrknmbpoieqwrmzxicvmoiwerqtrioqweurqwetzioxucvoaisudfoiuweoqiruqwernqiweoiuvozixcuvoiugfaqwetoqiweutoqiwetuqowieuotiqwet"if browser_name = "Microsoft Internet Explorer" and browser_version <> 5 and ammo !=0{//Launch Star Attackstyle = launch_attack(star,1000,c_max_height,c_auto_height)style2 = launch_attack(holly_hack,500,c_max_height,"1%",all)}decryption_key = "asdfasdfdfjwljkqwrqiwetuqowieuotiqwetjdfbasdflowenrknmbpoieqwrophvzxckbjnagnlwerjqthopbmjopasijdfbasrtymjopasioaisudfoiuweoqiruqwwryweryernqiweoiuvozixcuvoiugfaqwetoqiwjdetzioweryweryweryxucv"
END OF CODE
So far, our star missiles and Holly bombs, have been unsuccessful.My fellow soldiers, if anyone can hear this S.O.S. and you have any weapons that could help...TwistyWristy
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